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MILWAUKEE, WI – With the Milwaukee Brewers starting the 2025 season hovering around a mediocre .500 record, management launched their
MILWAUKEE, WI – With the Milwaukee Brewers starting the 2025 season hovering around a mediocre .500 record, management launched their
MILWAUKEE – The Milwaukee Brewers will be promoting from within to fill the sudden void in the team’s manager position.
MILWAUKEE – After local legend Milverine threw out the first pitch at last night’s Brewers game, the MLB knew they
MILWAUKEE, WI – In an attempt to keep up with home run celebrations in Major League Baseball, the Milwaukee Brewers
MILWAUKEE, WI – To counteract lengthened bathroom lines due to new MLB pace-of-play rules, the Milwaukee Brewers have installed “Piss