KENOSHA, WI- Local landmark Mars Cheese Castle, located along Interstate 94 has announced plans to build a cheese themed theme park to compete with neighboring Six Flags Great America. The owner stated that when the he was forced to move his building 50 yards in 2011 (due to the interstate being widened) he came up with the idea to recuperate some of the funds.
“Fried cheese, and roller coasters baby, what could go wrong.” he stated in an interview earlier this week. The plans for the park include 3 rollercoasters, a Giant Curd Drop, a Cheese Wheel Carousel, and The Cheesy River. The park is expected to open in August of 2022 so get your tortilla chips and charcuterie boards ready cause cheese has never been this exciting!