Milwaukee Superhero The Milverine will take after his 2nd in command Tom Barrett in leaving his local post for a more international position
Sun, March 14th, 2021 SUPERIOR, WI- What started off as a normal day, quickly escalated to near violence when Thomas Bartlet of Duluth Minnesota waved his hand to single Jackson Terrel of Superior to take the only open gas pump at the local Kwik Trip.… Read More »Tensions Rising At Wisconsin-Minnesota Border Over Who’s The Friendlier State
Thursday March 3rd, 2021 Milwaukee, WI An Image of Governor Tony Evers maskless enjoying some furry videos surfaced online Wednesday prompting speculation of a new update to the statewide mask mandate. Sources close to Wisconsin News Today informed us that the furry costumes may be… Read More »Could a Badger Mask be in your future? Tony Evers Hopes so.
Monday, March 1st, 2021 WISCONSIN: There’s a virus going around and no, it’s not Covid-19. Thousands of Midwestern Dads have banned together to show the rest of the United States that “Snow” isn’t a big deal and that you’re just over reacting. What started off… Read More »Arrogant Wisconsinites Acting Like It Isn’t Still March
Wednesday, February 24th, 2021 Written By: Alonzo Rivera LAKE DELTON, WI- The Wisconsin Dells is no stranger to celebrity guest appearances. Frequented by such icons as Sting, Kanye West and that guy from the Shield. It seems the Kalahari Resort can add another photo to… Read More »Cruz Slammed After Taking Second Vacation To Waterpark Capital Of The World Amid Crisis
Miller Parkway? Forget about it. Water Street? Never heard of her. Old World Third Street? Nope. Brady Street? Nah bro. In an effort to combat rising levels of SJW loudness, The City of Milwaukee has made the decision to move forward with the renaming of… Read More »City of Milwaukee to Change All Iconic Street Names to More Generic Nomenclature Local