MILWAUKEE, WI – Due to rising covid cases, it has been decided that a second, new Milwaukee will be constructed. The aptly named, Milwaukee 2, is slated to open this spring. The decision was spurred after acting Mayor, Cavalier Johnson, Googled ‘covid cases Milwaukee’. Johnson… Read More »Amid Rising Covid Cases, City Scrapped, Milwaukee 2 Slated To Open This Spring
MADISON, WI- In a rare display of bipartisanship, Governor Evers has signed in to law a bill which updates and clarifies a long-standing issue in state law. House Bill 102 has set a minimum blood alcohol content (BAC) level for using a ride-on lawn mower… Read More »New Law Sets Minimum Alcohol Level For Lawn Mowing In Wisconsin
MADISON, WI- Ahead of April’s primary election, a new contender has joined in the competition for the US Senate seat currently held by Republican Ron Johnson. John Ronson, also a republican, is seemingly a newcomer to politics and in fact appears to have appeared almost… Read More »Mystery Candidate, John Ronson, Joins WI Senate Race
A series of new experiments point to the deadly disease being harmless in dreamland. This comes as a wave of relief to hospitalized patients in comas and other vegetative states brought on by the virus.
MILWAUKEE,WI- Earlier this week the US senate confirmed Milwaukee Mayor Tom Barrett as acting ambassador to Luxembourg. Serving Milwaukee for more than 17 years Barrett has without a doubt left his mark on the city. Which leaves us to ponder whether Milwaukee has left a… Read More »Tom Barrett Departs For Luxembourg On Newly Commissioned MAYOR FORCE ONE
MADISON,WI- Wisconsin Democrats and Republicans alike are in shock today as Governor Evers pardons well known Albanian nationalist Kreshnik Turkcola. Currently the worlds most wanted Turkey, not only for his delicious looking thighs that would look amazing covered in gravy. No, Kreshnik is also responsible… Read More »In controversial move Gov Evers pardons turkey responsible for war crimes in Albania
