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Amid Rising Covid Cases, City Scrapped, Milwaukee 2 Slated To Open This Spring

MILWAUKEE, WI – Due to rising covid cases, it has been decided that a second, new Milwaukee will be constructed. The aptly named, Milwaukee 2, is slated to open this spring. The decision was spurred after acting Mayor, Cavalier Johnson, Googled ‘covid cases Milwaukee’. Johnson… Read More »Amid Rising Covid Cases, City Scrapped, Milwaukee 2 Slated To Open This Spring

Tom Barrett Departs For Luxembourg On Newly Commissioned MAYOR FORCE ONE

MILWAUKEE,WI- Earlier this week the US senate confirmed Milwaukee Mayor Tom Barrett as acting ambassador to Luxembourg. Serving Milwaukee for more than 17 years Barrett has without a doubt left his mark on the city. Which leaves us to ponder whether Milwaukee has left a… Read More »Tom Barrett Departs For Luxembourg On Newly Commissioned MAYOR FORCE ONE

In controversial move Gov Evers pardons turkey responsible for war crimes in Albania

MADISON,WI- Wisconsin Democrats and Republicans alike are in shock today as Governor Evers pardons well known Albanian nationalist Kreshnik Turkcola. Currently the worlds most wanted Turkey, not only for his delicious looking thighs that would look amazing covered in gravy. No, Kreshnik is also responsible… Read More »In controversial move Gov Evers pardons turkey responsible for war crimes in Albania