GREEN BAY, WI- Not much is known of the mysterious “Hat Man” except that Aaron Rodgers first started seeing the shadowy figure after his Ayahuasca fueled trips in Peru during the 2020 and 2022 offseasons. Aaron says
“He will sometimes appear in the distance usually veiled by darkness holding the corpse of a dead rabbit and sometimes a blade.”
Teammates are concerned for the quarterback who now fears being in the locker room alone, after he claims the lights “started to flicker and turn off one by one”. He continued.
“It was behind me, not even breathing hard. I heard it’s feet hitting the ground in a constant rhythm. I ran to my car, opened the door, slammed it behind me and locked it as fast as I could.”