MILWAUKEE, WI- In a shocking turn of events the nation’s police chiefs have declared that they have had enough of everyone’s renegade ways.
Effective immediately, all citizens will be required to hand in their badge and their gun. In a press conference, the chiefs explained that this move was necessary to prevent any more reckless behavior and to ensure that everyone does everything by the book.
“We’re tired of people thinking they can just do whatever they want, you’re a loose cannon.” said Jeffrey B. Norman of the Milwaukee Police Department. “It’s time for us to take control of the situation and make sure everyone plays by the rules.”