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Evers Meets with Kamikazee Loons To Negotiate Ceasefire
MADISON – After a barrage of surprise kamikaze loon attacks around Wisconsin, Governor Tony Evers agreed to meet with the monogamous, crustacean-eating waterfowl to negotiate
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MADISON – After a barrage of surprise kamikaze loon attacks around Wisconsin, Governor Tony Evers agreed to meet with the monogamous, crustacean-eating waterfowl to negotiate
LA CROSSE, WI- Kwik Trip, the Wisconsin-based convenience store chain, has threatened to launch a full-scale nuclear attack if Buc-ee’s, the Texas-based convenience store chain,
WASHINGTON DC- A Pentagon source has confirmed to WNT that Milwaukee Public Works (MPW) is now training Ukrainian special forces on the art of disabling