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Amid Rising Covid Cases, City Scrapped, Milwaukee 2 Slated To Open This Spring

MILWAUKEE, WI – Due to rising covid cases, it has been decided that a second, new Milwaukee will be constructed. The aptly named, Milwaukee 2, is slated to open this spring. The decision was spurred after acting Mayor, Cavalier Johnson, Googled ‘covid cases Milwaukee’. Johnson… Read More »Amid Rising Covid Cases, City Scrapped, Milwaukee 2 Slated To Open This Spring

Divers Discover Fabled Lost City Of East Allis, Sunken Deep In Lake Michigan

KENOSHA, WI- Imagine, huddled around the fire, our ancestors telling tales of a highly advanced, utopian society, seemingly swept away by the merciless ocean, never to be heard from again. Purely fiction. There’s no way such a place could exist. So we thought. The legend… Read More »Divers Discover Fabled Lost City Of East Allis, Sunken Deep In Lake Michigan

Tom Barrett Departs For Luxembourg On Newly Commissioned MAYOR FORCE ONE

MILWAUKEE,WI- Earlier this week the US senate confirmed Milwaukee Mayor Tom Barrett as acting ambassador to Luxembourg. Serving Milwaukee for more than 17 years Barrett has without a doubt left his mark on the city. Which leaves us to ponder whether Milwaukee has left a… Read More »Tom Barrett Departs For Luxembourg On Newly Commissioned MAYOR FORCE ONE