MILWAUKEE, WI – Due to rising covid cases, it has been decided that a second, new Milwaukee will be constructed. The aptly named, Milwaukee 2, is slated to open this spring. The decision was spurred after acting Mayor, Cavalier Johnson, Googled ‘covid cases Milwaukee’. Johnson… Read More »Amid Rising Covid Cases, City Scrapped, Milwaukee 2 Slated To Open This Spring
MILWAUKEE, WI- Once the most famous Bratwurst in the world, the nimble footed wiener has seemingly taken a turn for the wurst since his doping scandal last August. Random drug tests were administered to all 5 of the racing sausages when it was found Bratwurst,… Read More »Doping Scandal Sends Famous Sausage Into Downward Spiral
MADISON, WI- In a rare display of bipartisanship, Governor Evers has signed in to law a bill which updates and clarifies a long-standing issue in state law. House Bill 102 has set a minimum blood alcohol content (BAC) level for using a ride-on lawn mower… Read More »New Law Sets Minimum Alcohol Level For Lawn Mowing In Wisconsin
MILWAUKEE, WI- As labor shortages surge across the country many institutions are taking drastic measures to stay operational. With rising crime and a lack of officers to patrol the streets, the Milwaukee Police Department is no exception. Turning to the local elementary school, 5 lucky… Read More »MPD Newest Recruit Promises To Put Crime On Permanent “Timeout”
KENOSHA, WI- Imagine, huddled around the fire, our ancestors telling tales of a highly advanced, utopian society, seemingly swept away by the merciless ocean, never to be heard from again. Purely fiction. There’s no way such a place could exist. So we thought. The legend… Read More »Divers Discover Fabled Lost City Of East Allis, Sunken Deep In Lake Michigan
MILWAUKEE,WI- Earlier this week the US senate confirmed Milwaukee Mayor Tom Barrett as acting ambassador to Luxembourg. Serving Milwaukee for more than 17 years Barrett has without a doubt left his mark on the city. Which leaves us to ponder whether Milwaukee has left a… Read More »Tom Barrett Departs For Luxembourg On Newly Commissioned MAYOR FORCE ONE
