All Aboard! Amtrak’s “Borealis” Line to Make Stops At Your Mom’s House
MILWAUKEE – Wisconsinites were hyped as hell this week when Amtrak announced they would be beefing up their “Borealis” line between Chicago and St. Paul. What they didn’t expect was a stop at your mom’s house. Yeah… you fucking heard me bitch. .
“Scenic landscapes and historic landmarks are cool and all, but we all know the real magic happens in your mom’s bedroom,” said an Amtrak spokesperson.
The ultimate pit stop for weary travelers in need just got better! So grab your tickets, folks, and get ready for a ride of a lifetime.
