Milwaukee Police Urge Citizens To Stay Off Ghost Ships “Lest Ye Desire Sinkin Into A Cold Watry Grave.”
MILWAUKEE – Early Thursday morning the Milwaukee Police issued a decree, warnin’ all landlubbers to keep their distance from the ghostly ships that rolled in with the morning fog.
‘Tis a confusin’ turn of events, for ghost ships be not exactly the talk of the town these days. Yet, the Milwaukee Police be firm in their belief that the lure of these ethereal vessels might prove too temptin’ for the average citizen.
The ships have found refuge at Jones Island and whispers suggest the island nods to Davy Jones, the spectral sea captain. Even in the afterlife, Davy Jones’s influence extends, weaving a maritime legend through Milwaukee’s waters.
The WIDOT says to expect traffic delays on I-794.
