After 119 Years, Harley And Davidson Split Up, Promise “It’s Nothing You Did, Sweetie.”

MILWAUKEE, WI- In a shocking announcement, longtime Milwaukee motorcycle manufacturer Harley-Davidson have decided to split into Harley and Davidson respectively. Sources report that this separation is amicable and has nothing to do with you.

Court arbitration is scheduled to begin in early 2023 to determine visitation rights for the brand’s 24 independently owned dealerships.

In the meantime, Harley will be staying at their sister’s for the holidays. When asked for comment, they responded “I know this is hard, but we’ll make it through.”