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WNT Endorses Menomonie “Mullet Boy” For US Senate

MENOMONIE, WI- Emmitt Bailey, also known as “Mullet Boy,” was able to surge from second to first place on the last day of voting and win the kids’ division of the USA Mullet Championships. Though the back of his head says “I’m here to party”, the front says “I’m here for business”. This duality creates a sort of relatability for the future politician. We genuinely look forward to his cocaine fueled pollical career.

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