MADISON, WI- Brad finally got a girlfriend after years of being a loser, but just weeks after moving in together he made a disturbing discovery. The sounds of true crime documentaries emanate from the bedroom as she sits next to a stack of books detailing Wisconsin serial killers. Seemingly normal behavior at first but now as Kayla has gotten more comfortable with Brad her true colors have started to show.
“She casually mentioned at dinner last night that she thought Jeffrey Dahmer was kinda cute. It kind of bothers me. Now, she’s talking about starting a podcast. I’m just not sure how much more I can take.” – Brad told WNT in an interview
We did some digging and found that, women have claimed that taking in true crime content led to a conscious change in behavior to ensure safety. Double-checking door locks and carrying mace and pepper sprays is more popular than ever before. Suggesting that women are enacting tricks they observe without realizing.
Stay safe out there. We’re mainly talking to you Brad.
I learned a long time ago… The Wisconsin promotional group was subtly hinting about what we really are. Their promotional Wisconsin slogan, “Wisconsin You’re Among Friends.” was just a subtle message to those in the know. Just remove the R in Friends and see what I mean!