Wisconsin Hunters Bag Entire Forest, Officials Stumped

ANTIGO, WI- In a shocking turn of events, hunters in Wisconsin have managed to bag an entire forest, leaving officials and environmentalists stunned.

According to witnesses, the hunters arrived in the early morning hours with high-powered rifles and enough ammunition to take down a small army. By the time the sun had risen, the once lush and thriving forest was reduced to a barren wasteland.

When asked how they were able to achieve such a feat, one hunter simply replied, “Well, we’re from Wisconsin. We know how to hunt.”

Environmentalists and animal rights activists are up in arms over the news, calling for stricter hunting regulations and an end to the “culture of destruction” that has taken hold in the state.

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