Aaron Rogers Returns From “Darkness Retreat” Married To The Hat Man

GREEN BAY, WI – In a shocking turn of events, NFL quarterback Aaron Rodgers has tied the knot with the infamous “Hatman”. The wedding ceremony took place at a private residence in the presence of close family and friends.

The “Hatman”, whose real name has not been disclosed, has been a staple at Lambeau Field for years, haunting the Quarterback. The couple first met during Aaron’s drug fueled trips in South America and after a rocky start they began to hit it off.

Rodgers, who has been with the Packers for over 16 years, has been known for his talent on the field, his MVP awards, and his charitable work off the field. The “Hatman” on the other hand, is known for visiting me when I get sleep paralysis, and his unique fashion sense.

Fans and well-wishers have taken to social media to express their excitement and congratulations for the happy couple. Many have expressed their admiration for the love and devotion the couple shares for the Green Bay Packers and for each other.