Wisconsin DNR To Restock Milwaukee’s Eastside With Basic White Girls This Spring

MILWAUKEE, WI- Good news has come to the city of Milwaukee and especially to the East Side where it was announced Monday that the Wisconsin DNR will begin the rigorous process of restocking basic white girls again, after a sharp dip in numbers post-Covid. 

We spoke with one local riverwest man who couldn’t contain his excitement on Mondays announcement. 

“It’s been rough, I’m not gonna lie”, said Steven Lanser, UWM student and Bremen street renter. “Less basic girls. The girls out there now are not dummies. They’re special. I just want regular right now, you know?”

No word directly back from the DNR on the exact dates of release. 

Allison Arnold Reporting.

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