MADISON – Local Wisconsin wildlife officials have released a statement warning Wisconsin drivers to be extra cautious on the expressway this fall, due a recent study detailing serotonin levels among Whitetail Deer. We spoke to the Chief DNR Officer for Northern Wisconsin to give us some insight into the situation.
“Quite frankly, these deer are fucking bummed. They know it’s hunting season and they aren’t particularly excited for the winter. Make sure you keep your eyes peeled, these guys got a death wish this year and there’s nothing we can do about it.”