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WDNR Warns Wisconsin Drivers To Be Cautious Of Depressed/Suicidal Deer This Spring

MADISON,WI- Local Wisconsin Wildlife Officials have released a statement warning Wisconsin drivers to be extra cautious on the expressway this Spring due a recent study on Wisconsin Whitetail Deer Serotonin levels. We spoke to the Chief DNR Officer for Northern Wisconsin to give us some insight into the situation.

“Quite frankly, dese deer up here, are fuckin bummed bud. Winter was tough for dese guys and dey don’t seem to have da will to continue. Make sure you keep your eyes peeled, dese guys gotta deathwish dis year”

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