MADISON, WI- Health officials are scrambling to get ahead of the latest COVID home remedy rumor. Hospitals across the state are reporting growing numbers of patients presenting with large volumes of cheese inserted rectally in the belief it will protect them from COVID. The trouble… Read More »Health Dept: Cheese Enemas NOT Effective Against COVID
MADISON, WI- In a rare display of bipartisanship, Governor Evers has signed in to law a bill which updates and clarifies a long-standing issue in state law. House Bill 102 has set a minimum blood alcohol content (BAC) level for using a ride-on lawn mower… Read More »New Law Sets Minimum Alcohol Level For Lawn Mowing In Wisconsin
MADISON, WI- Ahead of April’s primary election, a new contender has joined in the competition for the US Senate seat currently held by Republican Ron Johnson. John Ronson, also a republican, is seemingly a newcomer to politics and in fact appears to have appeared almost… Read More »Mystery Candidate, John Ronson, Joins WI Senate Race
MADISON,WI- Wisconsin Democrats and Republicans alike are in shock today as Governor Evers pardons well known Albanian nationalist Kreshnik Turkcola. Currently the worlds most wanted Turkey, not only for his delicious looking thighs that would look amazing covered in gravy. No, Kreshnik is also responsible… Read More »In controversial move Gov Evers pardons turkey responsible for war crimes in Albania
MADISON, WI- Something great may have started in our community. Akin to randomly finding the largest gold nugget ever, a Madison man has made what he calls the discovery of a lifetime. Scott Wilburn has discovered what he has affectionally now refers to as “the… Read More »Bicyclist Discovers “Bike Lane”
MADISON, WI- Late Saturday evening in the dorms of the University of Wisconsin-Madison, four students attempted to summon Madison comedy legend Chris Farley through a seance.