Local Man All Of The Sudden Very Into Creed

MADISON, WI — A local man has found himself inexplicably drawn into the emotional embrace of the once-chart-topping rock band, Creed. Friends and family wonder if Madison’s brisk weather has frozen Jon’s music taste in the early 2000s. 

What began as a harmless Spotify shuffle turned into a full-blown obsession with the anguished vocals of Scott Stapp. Some neighbors report hearing “With Arms Wide Open” and “One Last Breath” blaring from Jon’s Madison home at all hours of the night. 

Despite the skepticism from his social circle, Jon remains resolute in his newfound passion, proudly walking the streets of Madison like a man on a mission – a mission to ensure everyone knows he’s got arms wide open for his favorite band.