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Cedarburg Local Decides Turn Signals Are For Pussies

CEDARBURG, WI- These streets are mean, man. Full of rich pedestrians who walk and bike in the summer and drive like complete turds in the

January 12, 2023 No Comments

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International Crisis: Sen Johnson, Vladimir Putin Recognize Breakaway Republic of Cedarburg

MADISON,WI- Governor Evers is in emergency talks with the State Department and United Nations in the face of a rapidly expanding international crisis in Wisconsin.

August 24, 2022 No Comments

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Cedarburg Strawberry Festival Replaced With Banana Carnival Due To Supply Chain Issues

CEDARBURG, WI – After two years with nary a smile to harvest, the quaint city of Cedarburg recently got another bad crop of news. Mayor

April 19, 2022 1 Comment

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Cedarburg Local Decides Turn Signals Are For Pussies

International Crisis: Sen Johnson, Vladimir Putin Recognize Breakaway Republic of Cedarburg

Cedarburg Strawberry Festival Replaced With Banana Carnival Due To Supply Chain Issues

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