Milwaukee Bucks Diversify Team By Signing Free Range Free Agent

MILWAUKEE, WI- The Milwaukee Bucks have made one of the most shocking moves of the 2023 NBA Season. They have signed, Point Guard, John “Buck” Deerbourne for the remainder of the season.

Giannis is especially excited by the move stating “I saw him stare-down an F-350 that was speeding at him on the way to practice this morning. That man is fearless.” Coach Griffin added “His speed and agility are unmatched, his intensity is unparalleled, and we pay him in buckets of corn.”

There’s no way we can lose. “I’m here for one reason, and one reason only.” Mr. Deerbourne said. “That reason is to show these guys what it means to be a BUCK. This playoffs Fear The Deer is going to have a whole new meaning.”