Milwaukee Band diet lite Lands 3 Oscars For Their Short Film ‘This Goddamn City’

MILWAUKEE, WI- In the 4th Millennium BC, the wheel revolutionized the way we get around. In 1436 the printing press changed the way we get information, and in 2022 ‘This Goddamn City’ changed cinema forever.

The brain child of local Milwaukee band Diet Lite, ‘This Goddamn City’ smashed the box office record previously held by ‘Avengers: Endgame’ taking home 3 Oscars in the process.

After one of the most drunken acceptance speeches we’ve ever seen the boys the retreated back to their diet mansion for a soiree the likes of which Hollywood has never seen. Blacklight analysis revealed all three band members were covered in massive amounts of Cum.

The awards won were:

Best Picture

Best Screenplay

Best Special Effects

Looking to watch ‘This Goddamn City’ but don’t have Disney+? Don’t worry we pirated it for you!

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