REPORT: Parents Still More Disappointed With You Than They Are With The Packers

GREEN BAY, WI – This past Sunday, The Packers, now 3-5, fell behind 14-0 out of the gate and faced a multi-score deficit most of the game. After a soul-crushing 4 game loosing streak surely your parents could look past all of your mistakes. Right?

I mean, they did some fucked up things in the past, what makes them any better? It’s not like it was your fault you had to drop out of community college and become an artist?

Anyways, WNT thinks you’re doing a fantastic job. Keep it up!