GREEN BAY, WI- Aaron Rodgers has taken the advice of his predecessor Brett Farve and sent a tasteful picture of his dong to every resident of Wisconsin.
According to sources close to Rodgers, the quarterback was feeling nostalgic and decided to take a page out of Farve’s book. The picture in question, described as “artsy and tasteful,” shows Rodgers standing in front of a picturesque Wisconsin landscape, holding his cock and staring off into the distance.
“I think it really captures the essence of Wisconsin,” said one recipient of the photo, who wished to remain anonymous. “I mean, who wouldn’t want to receive a picture like that from Aaron Rodgers?”