The REAL Reason Solid Gold Closed: Mac Tonight Tells All In New Memoir

NEW YORK, NY- The nation’s fast food community was rocked to it’s core when beloved character Mac Tonight, released his memoir detailing the verbal and sexual abuse he endured while working at the Solid Gold McDonalds in Greenfield.

The book, tentatively titled “I’m Not Lovin’ It: The Dark Side of the Golden Arches” promises to expose the seedy underbelly of the fast-food industry and shine a light on the mistreatment of its employees.

“I always knew there was something off about that place,” said Mac Tonight in a recent interview with Oprah Winfey. “The never-ending rush hour, the terrible smells… it all took a toll on me.”

According to the book’s blurb, Mac Tonight will recount tales of being forced to work double shifts without breaks, enduring verbal abuse and sexual abuse from customers and supervisors alike, and even being subjected to dangerous working conditions.

More on this as it develops.

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