“You Can’t Just Change Wisconsin’s Legislative Maps!” – Says Man Who’s Never Seen Them

SUN PRAIRIE- Richard Bennoff, local republican and ferocious defender of the constitution took to X this morning to complain about Wisconsin’s new proposed legislative maps, not fully understanding what he’s upset about.

“I watched a video of a guy explaining it on TikTok, so I think I know what I’m about,” Bennoff stated. “I don’t have to be a cartographer to know this is definitely not what George Washington would’ve wanted.”

We offered to teach him the meaning of these maps and why it’s important we safeguard the constitutional rights of all Wisconsin voters but Bennoff refused. Instead choosing to charge forth, leaving logic and reason trembling in his wake. Godbless Dick.