MADISON- The Wisconsin Department of Natural Resources has confirmed that there is another, previously undescribed Great Lake. The newly described lake, now called Lake Superiorer, covers a little more area than Lake Huron. Reaction to the discovery has been mixed. Many groups are excited to explore the new lake and its natural resources.
However, some in Madison are wondering why it took the WDNR so long to notice this untapped resource. In a cabinet meeting today, Governor Evers said, “Look I’m excited, but seriously, don’t you guys look for this stuff? Why am I just hearing about this shit?” Under the United Nations 1952 Convention on The Rule of Finders Keepers, the lake in its entirety will be within the boundaries of Wisconsin.