Thousands Of Hosses Flock To Milwaukee To Crank Their Hogs

MILWAUKEE – As the sun rose over Milwaukee, so did the decibels, as thousands of Hosses converged upon the city’s heart to crank their hogs. Now, I don’t know who this Davidson guy was, but he must have been a big deal to have caused this much of a commotion. 

Whether they’re cranking their hogs in front of our schools, hospitals or parks. I can’t tell you how inspiring it is to see so many middle aged men gather together to talk about things like bikes, women’s reproductive rights, high blood pressure medications, and Debra. Who really seems like she should cut Dirty Mike some slack. 
I’m no stranger to loud noises here in MKE. Summerfest, Winterfest, Fall Fest, my neighbors up-stairs, all love making lots of noise, especially when they’re fighting about bills again, but I might head out of town for the weekend.

Keep cranking, and watch out for clibbins.