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Breaking
I Got Laid Off From the Coat Hanger Factory and it’s All Planned Parenthood’s Fault!
Now, we find ourselves indefinitely furloughed, our skills rendered useless in a world where personal autonomy and informed decision-making take precedence. And I was just months away from getting my pension, too.