Sauron The Dark Lord Joins Race For WI Governor

MADISON, WI- A new candidate has joined the race for Wisconsin Governor this week. Sauron the Deceiver. Running as a republican his platforms include, safer roads, lower taxes and bringing about the end of the age of man.

The Dark Lord’s largest supporter Saruman, ensures “not having former President Trump’s endorsement shouldn’t be an issue for this capable leader. Sauron is an excellent tactician.” Sighting the way he whittled away at Gondor for a 1,000 years while slowly building his power.

In hopes of raising awareness of his campaign The Dark Lord paid to construct a third tower at Rockwell Automation in Milwaukee. According to an eye witnesses the eye will show you visions of your friends and family dying horrible deaths before diving into a detailed education reform presentation.

Barad-dûr on Milwaukee’s South Side

We’re very excited to see where this goes. WNT will report as the story develops.

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