MILWAUKEE – As the list of conservative approved beers grows ever smaller, Miller Brewing Company decided to DOUBLE DOWN this pride month.
Dubbed the “Pride Can,” this graphic creation boasts a stunning display of what can only be described as “outrageously celebratory”. The release of this can has sent shockwaves through the beverage industry, causing consumers to question their allegiances.
Many loyal Miller Highlife drinkers, known as “Highlifers,” are now seeking refuge in other, less gay beers. Craft beer enthusiasts are reportedly flocking to quaint breweries where the cans come adorned with images of mustachioed men building log cabins or kittens wearing tiny bowties.