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Rome, WI declares war on Athens, WI
ROME, WI – Following months of tension over disputed territories, it appears the empires of Rome and Athens will begin
Allen Chalmers
February 11, 2025
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ROME, WI – Following months of tension over disputed territories, it appears the empires of Rome and Athens will begin
WASHINGTON DC – This afternoon, President Donald Trump banned Bar Dice, Shake of the Day, Ship Captain Crew and all
West Allis’ annual event typically ends in Shawn yarfing all over his handler the second he sees that bright ass sun, but this year, he managed to keep it all down!
MILWAUKEE – Flamingos at the Milwaukee County Zoo have taken a bold one-legged stand, forming a union and leaving zoo
MILWAUKEE – This city has done much to combat reckless driving in recent years; from stepping up law enforcement, to
Local man, Steve Peterson, resolved to quit drinking for the new year but tragically misunderstood the assignment, swearing off all