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Flaccid Brewers Launch Torpedo Nut Cups; Explode All Over Rockies
MILWAUKEE, WI – With the Milwaukee Brewers starting the 2025 season hovering around a mediocre .500 record, management launched their
MILWAUKEE, WI – With the Milwaukee Brewers starting the 2025 season hovering around a mediocre .500 record, management launched their
WASHINGTON D.C – In a joint statement issued this morning, the nation’s police chiefs summoned not just the police, but
GREEN BAY – The trio of river otters that escaped from the Green Bay Zoo last week has taken their
MADISON – Wisconsin Governor Tony Evers inadvertently shared his family’s top-secret potato salad recipe in a group chat intended for
MADISON – In an effort to combat the growing deer population, the Wisconsin Department of Natural Resources has announced a
JUPITER, FL – In a surprise move Tuesday, conservative comedy outlet The Babylon Bee has rebranded as The Shitty Onion.