American Family Take Over Continues As They Aquire The Former Serb Hall

MILWAUKEE, WI- American Family strikes again with their latest acquisition of the recently closed Milwaukee landmark, Serb Hall. The air that once smelled of fish fry and cheap cologne has been replaced by the smell of fresh paper and cheap cologne.
When I arrived at the site I was surprised to find a parking lot filled with garbage bags and Antifam protesters who’ve recently relocated after the failed attempt to save Miller Park.

“This is an absolute disgrace! First they take our beloved Miller Park? Now this? We will not stand for this.” said Rachel Goodman. Rachel has been protesting at this location for 3 days now.
The CEO of American Family had this to say. “We’re not really sure why people are upset. We’re saving a beloved business. We saved Miller Park. We’re saving Wisconsin.”
Love it or hate it. American Family is here to stay. Where else can you bundle your home, auto and fish fry insurance under one roof?

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