DE PERE, WI- In a recent poll, 10 of Wisconsin’s sexiest men went head to head to determine the most succulent. Competing against some of Wisconsin’s hottest numbers like Aaron Rodgers, Chris Farley, Willem Dafoe and News Personality Ted Perry, Adam came out on top with record numbers. This may be in part to the almost cult like following Adam has on the Internet.
To better familiarize myself with Adam’s appeal I followed the Walmart De Pere Facebook page along with a group called Adam’s Succulent Corn. Besides observing what seemed to be a group of the thirstiest people alive, I found it to be rather wholesome and by the end also found myself being sexually attracted to Adam.
So congratulations Adam! Women want you, Men want to be you.