Rodgers Reportedly Having Trouble Deciding Whether To Join The Sharks or The Jets

GREEN BAY, WI- Aaron Rodgers is reportedly facing a tough decision off the field as he contemplates which 1950’s street gang to join this spring in New York City. According to insiders, Rodgers has been torn between the Sharks, a Puerto Rican gang, and the Jets, a white gang, as he struggles to determine which group best aligns with his values and ideals.

“Obviously, Aaron wants to make the right choice here,” said one source, who spoke on the condition of anonymity. “He’s been going back and forth on this decision for weeks, trying to weigh the pros and cons of each group and figure out which one he feels best matches his beliefs and motivations.”

The source went on to note that Rodgers has spent countless hours studying lyrics, choreography and knife fighting in hopes of proving himself on and off the streets.