New Report Reveals Oneida County Officials Hate Fun And Probably Get No Bitches
MINOCQUA – Oneida County officials have declared a full-scale war on fun in Minocqua. Their recent attacks on a local business has led many to speculate about the sad state of their personal lives, prompting questions about their ability to attract bitches.
The latest victims of Oneida County’s anti-fun crusade are the unfortunate souls at Minocqua Brewing Company. With their outdoor slab serving as a pillar of the community, this establishment has unintentionally attracted the attention of these so-called “officials”. It seems they simply cannot tolerate the sight of people experiencing even a momentary flicker of happiness.
For those of you who don’t know, here’s what’s been happening:
Minocqua Brewing Company, nestled in the scenic town of Minocqua, Wisconsin, is not just a popular destination for craft beer enthusiasts. With a deep-rooted commitment to social and environmental causes, Minocqua Brewing Company has consistently utilized its platform to advocate for positive change. The brewery actively supports local and national campaigns focused on issues such as environmental conservation, sustainable practices, and social justice. So why is Oneida County threatening to shut them down?
Well, they claim it’s for a series of code violations such as, unfenced dumpsters, and customers drinking beer outside, when in reality it looks like they’re being attacked for their political views, as most bars in the area, including ones owned by people on the zoning board, don’t adhere to these rules.
If you want to help stop the Minocqua Brewing Company’s tap room from being shut down due to their progressive views, these are two events you can attend to help:
1. The county zoning commission plans to vote to revoke their license on Wed, July 26th, at a 1 pm hearing at the County Board Room at the Courthouse in Rhinelander. If you’d like to show up to voice your support.
2. Come to the “End Minocqua’s War on Beer” rally at 2 pm this Saturday, July 22, at the Minocqua Town Hall. Protest the town and county board for their ongoing harassment of our successful business, march around town, then come back to the Tap Room for some beer.
It remains to be seen whether the Oneida County officials will wake up from their somber stupor and realize that they’re scaring the hoes. Until then, the people of Minocqua Brewing Company will continue to fight for their right to have the same rights as every other bar in town.
