EAA: These Are Our Top 5 Most Fuckable Aircraft

OSHKOSH, WI – Celebrating its 70th year, the EAA is holding its annual fly-in convention, “AirVenture”! With over 5,000 volunteers welcoming 10,000+ aircraft from more than 90 nations, things in Oshkosh are starting to heat up!

These are our “Top 5 Most Fuckable Aircraft” at AirVenture 2023:

5). B-377-SG/SGT Super Guppy

Super Guppy? More like, the SUPER BADDIE. Making its appearance this year at AirVenture, this unique aircraft has curves for days and head that will drive you wild!

4). KC-135 Stratotanker

There’s nothing quite like the sight of a large aircraft pumping hot, smelly fuel into the belly of a smaller, much more petite plane, that gets us more excited. 

3). Granville Gee Bee Model R Super Sportster

“The Flying Butt Plug”

2). Convair B-36 Peacemaker

This phallic aircraft embraces its daring design with a cheeky wink that leaves us blushing and buzzing with excitement!

1). Airlander 10 Airship

Get ready to blush as this one-of-a-kind airship boldly takes flight, leaving us rather hot and bothered.

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