5 Things To Do On Your Laptop That Will Impress Everyone At Anodyne Coffee

As a writer the only I love more than writing, is other people seeing me write. The best part of my day consists of sitting at Anodyne Coffee in Milwaukee waiting for people to ask me what I’m working on.

In the case you’re lacking any good ideas or orignal thoughts and want the satisfaction of making others think “Wow, this is a wise person who has thought about this topic a lot.” This is the list for you. We hope this helps you make everyone jealous about how smart and creative you are.

5). TRADE CRYPTOCURRENCY.

This is a great way to let people know how savvy and prominent you are in the world of business. If you’re not too familiar with the world of trading, consider buying and selling the same BitCoin over and over again to fill the time.

4). BUILD A WEBSITE FOR YOUR BUSINESS.

So, you’ve opened up a dog walking/candle making/kombucha brewery and you need a way people can view your services online. You’ve already paid someone to make your website but you can still sit there dicking around on WordPress like you know what you’re doing.

3). CODE A VIDEO GAME THAT WILL CHANGE EVERYTHING WE KNOW ABOUT VIDEO GAMES.

You don’t know how to code and that’s okay! Just open up a word document and type random numbers and letters onto it.

2). TRY TO WRITE THE NEXT GREAT AMERICAN SHORT STORY.

You were forced to read An Occurrence At Owl Creek Bridge in high school and the alluring nature of the American short story has always haunted you. You can’t do it better but saying you can will definitely score you a bunch of points with chicks on psychoactive medications. We know this from experience.

1). WRITE A SCREENPLAY.

If you need ideas on what to write about, try picking two topics from a hat and stitching them together. It doesnt have to make sense because no one is really going to dive into the plot from over your shoulder.

We hope this list has helped you. Alonzo Rivera reporting.