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Weekly Horoscope 3/15/21

Weekly wisconsin Horoscope

Aries: March 21 โ€“ April 19 Good fortune is upon you when you discover a crisp $20 bill at the foot of your motherโ€™s casket.๐Ÿค‘

Taurus: April 20 โ€“ May 20 Beware of men wearing the color taupe.๐Ÿ˜ฒ

Gemini: May 21 โ€“ June 20 Your energy is contagious! And so are you. Stay inside for the next couple days. ๐Ÿค’

Cancer: June 21 โ€“ July 22 You will embark upon an unexpected trip when you are summoned to jury duty. ๐Ÿ˜ณ

Leo: July 23 โ€“ August 22 Your birthday will fall on a Saturday this year. ๐Ÿ˜‰

Virgo: August 23 โ€“ September 22 I see a new relationship in your future! But youโ€™re far too clingy so it wonโ€™t last. ๐Ÿ˜”

Libra: September 23 โ€“ October 22 Be wary of those closest to you, for they smell the worst. ๐Ÿฅด

Scorpio: October 23 โ€“ November 21 The end is nigh. ๐Ÿ˜Š

Sagittarius: November 22 โ€“ December 21 You need to de-stress! Drink 20 beers tonight. ๐Ÿ˜‹

Capricorn: December 22 โ€“ January 19 See a doctor immediately. ๐Ÿ˜œ

Aquarius: January 20 โ€“ February 18 Ed Sheehan will appear at the foot of your bed tonight holding a briefcase containing $20,000. Take it without question. Drive to Cody, WY and use the money to buy a ranch. Start a farm where you solely produce soy beans and vintage replicas of those old Ronald McDonald statues that sat on benches (you know the ones). In 5 years time, a man named โ€œShampooโ€ will offer to go halfsies on the ranch. Take the deal. Leave immediately for St. Petersburg. You will live the rest of your life there as a twitch streamer who only plays Luigiโ€™s Mansion. ๐Ÿ™‚

Pisces: February 19 โ€“ March 20 Youโ€™re quirky! Go show off your creativity at an art expo! ๐Ÿฅธ

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