MILWAUKEE – Wisconsinites were hyped as hell this week when Amtrak announced they would be beefing up their “Borealis” line
ASHLAND – After weeks of speculation and public humiliation, Northland College’s Board of Trustees have proudly announced their transition plan.
UNITED STATES – Americans celebrated a victory today as the United Nations awarded their country with the “Excellence in Pedophile
Beat-Yer-Meats has been a staple of the West Allis community since 2018 carrying a variety of wieners, rubs, and enough breasts to satiate even the hungriest of men. All while bearing a name that’s just so inviting.
MILWAUKEE – After seeing the tragic events unfold in Baltimore this week, Milwaukee’s skyline bridge The Hoan released a statement
ARLINGTON, VA – Following a series of so-called “aircraft malfunctions,” Boeing CEO Dave Calhoun has stepped down. It is rumored