Mysticism Of Milverine Slowly Fading As Countless Dweebs Take Selfies With Him

MILWAUKEE, WI- Much like the viewing of shooting star, a sighting of the Milverine used to be a rare occurrence that often meant good luck and fortune. Those of us who have had the blessing of seeing him march through numerous Milwaukee neighborhoods had very limited knowledge about the man and his furry sidekick. Now, excitement has faded as social media has become over saturated with selfies taken with the local legend leaving little to the imagination.

Though it may seem annoying, he seems genuinely happy to take pictures with people who stop him on his evening walks. Keep on striding Milv.

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