MILWAUKEE, WI – A recent survey has placed Milwaukee as the second-best city in the United States for unexpected encounters with old high school acquaintances. Second only to Springfield, Illinois. This city, renowned for its beer, cheese, and brats, appears to be outperforming its peer cities in the reunion game.
Conducted by the “I Never Thought I’d See You Again” Institute, this survey engaged thousands of Milwaukee residents who shared amusing anecdotes of running into long-lost classmates while conducting everyday activities like grocery shopping, refueling their vehicles, or getting fucking blasted at a Brewers game.
In-depth investigations have shown that grocery store aisles, particularly those stocked with cheese and beer, are the preferred settings for these unplanned reunions.
In conclusion, if you’re feeling nostalgic and eager to revisit your high school years, consider packing your bags and heading to Milwaukee. The chances of bumping into your former classmates are greater there than anywhere else. Just remember, if you’re hoping to dodge these unexpected reunions, don’t leave home without your disguise kit and oversized hat!
Photo by Bert Lauderdale