Gov. Evers Issues Level 2 “Ope” Ahead of Approaching Blizzard

MADISON, WI- A rapidly approaching winter storm will bring blizzard conditions to much of Wisconsin today. Governor Evers today issued a Level 2 “Ope” to mobilize state resources and urge Wisconsinites to prepare.

“Get your shit together, people. I’m looking at you, West Allis.” Said Evers at a press briefing today. The level 2 Ope was issued due to the risk of White-out conditions and Kwik Trips shutting down.

At  a Level 2 Ope, Wisconsin residents should have a 3-day supply of the following

·       Alcohol

·       Other people’s prescription medications

·       Seasonal depression

·       Water-based lubricant

·       High-cholesterol Foods

Follow WNT for updates on the winter storm.