Doping Scandal Sends Famous Sausage Into Downward Spiral

MILWAUKEE, WI- Once the most famous Bratwurst in the world, the nimble footed wiener has seemingly taken a turn for the wurst since his doping scandal last August. Random drug tests were administered to all 5 of the racing sausages when it was found Bratwurst, had been using performance enhancing drugs for years and was promptly fired from his position at Miller Park.

Finding work for the 8 foot tall, anthropomorphic Sausage hasn’t exactly been easy either when a history of domestic violence and drug abuse shadows him wherever he goes.

Now roaming the streets begging for change to buy drugs and offering to do questionable things to these journalists. We can only hope he gets back on his feet and find the help he needs.