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Milwaukee Mayor Signs Citywide “No Homo” Proclamation
MILWAUKEE — Under pressure to address the city’s growing curiosity, Mayor Cavalier Johnson today signed a ‘No Homo’ proclamation to
MILWAUKEE — Under pressure to address the city’s growing curiosity, Mayor Cavalier Johnson today signed a ‘No Homo’ proclamation to
DELAVAN — For years, paranormal enthusiasts have speculated that we are not alone. The number of credible U.F.O. sightings seemingly
MILWAUKEE – The City of Festivals has managed to shatter all expectations and secure a brand new Guinness World Record.
LOMIRA – In the first successful secessionist movement since the creation of West Virginia in 1863, Fireworks Nation has officially
MILWAUKEE, WISCONSIN – A local gnat was horrified to discover his parents were fucking at the same gnat orgy cloud.
WEST BEND, WI – This past Monday, the country took time to remember and honor those who died defending our