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SAINT PAUL, MN – After sifting through over 2,600 submissions, the Minnesota State Government has decided on a new state
SAINT PAUL, MN – After sifting through over 2,600 submissions, the Minnesota State Government has decided on a new state
MILWAUKEE – Yes, we’ve decided to drop Owly the News Owl in favor of a more recognizable intellectual property. Steamboat
LA CROSSE, WI – Joe Gow, chancellor of the University of Wisconsin-La Crosse, was fired this week after posting pornographic
OAK CREEK – It was just another day at Ignite Medical Resort in Oak Creek, when an ironic mixup took place.
HELL – Wisconsin News Today has taken extensive measures to access Hell, and we’ve been lucky enough to burn excessively
MILWAUKEE – So yeah, I guess we just have alligators now. It’s also not the first time some shit like