Dealership Enters Third Straight Year of “Freak One-Off” Racial Incidents
MILWAUKEE, WI – Management at a local auto group is reportedly baffled by their continued streak of incredibly bad luck, as the dealership enters its third consecutive year of completely isolated, totally unpreventable racial incidents.
Following a 2025 anomaly where a racial slur spontaneously materialized on a customer’s oil change sticker in Oak Creek, executives were certain the fluke couldn’t happen twice. Unfortunately, the dealership’s terrible luck flared up again when a sales representative accidentally sent primate memes to a Black customer who had just purchased four cars.
Now, in what is being described as yet another bizarre cosmic coincidence, the 18-year-old daughter of the company’s former Chief Operating Officer, Scott Kunes, was recently caught on a viral doorbell camera making monkey gestures at a Black student at the University of Mississippi.
In a bid to break their streak of cosmic bad luck, Kunes Auto announced they are officially distancing themselves from the Kunes family name and their former COO, who quietly departed in February. To prove their commitment, management proudly hung a massive “We Are Not Racist” banner on the outside of the building displaying it directly beneath the ten-foot illuminated “KUNES” sign they have no plans of taking down.
