PLOVER, WI – Wisconsin man Eric Adrian woke up Monday morning with one of the worst hangovers of his life after a night out drinking following the Green Bay Packers 48-32 trouncing of the Dallas Cowboys. He also woke up with a new hero, Jordan Love, who on the previous night recorded an almost-perfect passer rating in a game nobody gave the Packers a chance to win.
“Is it sad,” Eric asked his wife at breakfast, “that I, a middle-aged man, have found a new hero in Jordan Love? I mean, dude’s only 25—isn’t that kind of sad?”
Adrian’s wife assured him that no, having a hero who is just over half his age was actually normal these days—in fact, pretty much every middle-aged man in the state has taken on Jordan Love as their new idol after his performance in Dallas.
This made Eric feel much better.
Though he was hungover for most of the day on Monday, Adrian made sure to get out on the town to purchase his brand new “I Am Second” wristband, and he even managed to shovel a few young local ladies out of snow drifts while he was at it.
Eric Adrian is finally living his best life as he walks in the path of his hero, 25-year-old Jordan Love.
Skyy Davenport reporting.