The SHOCKING Real Reason M&M’s Are Getting A New Look

MCLEAN, VA- Mars Incorporated is not stranger to controversy. Currently facing a child slavery lawsuit in US the company is looking for anything to cover up their dark past. Our team of investigators set out to see how deep this conspiracy goes and what we found was, disturbing.

First, we need to talk about Operation Paperclip. The secret United States intelligence program in which more than 1,600 German scientists, engineers, and technicians were taken from former Nazi Germany to the U.S. for government employment after World War II.

First arriving on the scene in 1941, these anthropomorphic pieces of chocolate are the result of a Nazi Experiment to make hyper intelligent super beings made of delicious Swiss Chocolate. Seemingly having discovered the secrets of eternal life, the M&M’s grip on our society as a whole has increased significantly since WWII.

We here at WNT hope you think twice before buying M&M’s next time.