Summerfest Logo Only Smiling Because It Saw Your Mom’s Tits at Bob Seger’s 1969 Concert
MILWAUKEE – In a delightful twist, Summerfest, the beloved music festival on Milwaukee’s picturesque lakefront, has revealed that its logo is indeed sentient and more importantly, wears a perpetually cheerful expression because it fondly recalls the sight of your (yes you the reader) mom’s tits at Bob Seger’s legendary 1969 concert on the festival grounds.
“It was the summer of free love, and your mom was undoubtedly a pioneer of that movement right here in Milwaukee,” declared the grinning logo, granting me the privilege of a rare interview. 1969 held profound significance in history – the nation grappled with the civil rights movement, mankind triumphantly landed on the moon, and Milwaukee birthed the now iconic Summerfest Music Festival.
“You must understand, back then, my friends were embroiled in the Vietnam War. I yearned to stand beside them, but alas, lacking a physical form, the military had no use for me. I was alone, melancholic-a rather frowny face, truth be told.”
However, everything changed once Seger took the stage, delivering electrifying hits like “Night Moves” and “Old Time Rock and Roll.” Yet, it was during the soulful rendition of “Against the Wind” when your mother climbed atop the shoulders of a remarkably fit gentlemen who was assuredly not your father. According to the Smile Logo “Dumped em’ out.”
“All my worries simply melted away, and I cherish that exquisite memory to this very day,” confessed the Smile Logo.
I’m pleased to report that, despite shedding a tear while recollecting this nostalgic episode, the logo continued to beam brightly, ever resolute in its sunny disposition of thinking of your mom’s bustin’ breasts.
Lucas DeLong reporting.
